A local church was looking for some one to ring the big church bell on Sundays.
They had a notice posted on the door of the church.
One day the pastor heard someone at the door and when he went to see who it was there was a guy standing there. The guy said he was there to apply for the job ringing the bell.
Well, this was an uncomfortable situation for the pastor as the guy standing front of him actually had no arms. When the pastor mentioned this might be an issue the guy said show me the bell and I'll show you I can ring it.
They climbed up the bell tower to the bell. There it was a great big bell hanging in the tower. The guy took one look at it then ran across the room and jumped into the bell head first.....BONG. The pastor said that while that was impressive sometimes they ring the bell several times in a row. The guy took off across the room and jumped into the bell...BONG, then did it again and then did it again. Unfortunately on the third try he just glanced off the bell, tripped and fell out the window.
The pastor looked out the window and the guy was laying in the street down below. The pastor ran down the stairs and when he got outside a policeman was standing over the guy and asked what happened. The pastor said, well this guy wanted the job as our bell ringer, he was showing me how he could ring the bell, then he tripped and fell out the window.
The policeman asked if he knew the guys name and the pastor said.....
Gee I don't know but his face sure rings a bell.........