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Old 12-06-2019, 07:26 PM   #2501
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There is actually a strange logic to that....
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:29 PM   #2502
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Ole was talking to the Lord in prayer one night and he asked "Lord, vy did you make Lena so pretty?"
The Lord replied "So you would lover her, Ole."
Ole said "Vell, dat verked for sure! But vy did you make her so stupid?"
The Lord replied "So she would love YOU!"
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:31 PM   #2503
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Sam: What will you have, Norm?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever
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Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.


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"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody."
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:50 PM   #2504
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:53 PM   #2505
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You can go pick up the God and Man one, too... but leave the politics behind!

Edit: I see you beat me to it.
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Old 12-06-2019, 08:07 PM   #2506
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You can go pick up the God and Man one, too... but leave the politics behind!

Edit: I see you beat me to it.
Yeah I was just coming to say we can talk about politics again! How great would that be? Not.
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Old 12-07-2019, 09:50 AM   #2507
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Marriage Counseling 101

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. --Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. --Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. --Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. --Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. --Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. --Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. --Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. --Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. --Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. --Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. --Ricky, age 10
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Old 12-07-2019, 02:17 PM   #2508
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Old 12-07-2019, 05:26 PM   #2509
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A porch pirate would pee his pants if he saw that!
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Old 12-07-2019, 07:24 PM   #2510
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A porch pirate would pee his pants if he saw that!
Yes and he would probably be very surprised when he found nothing in them.....

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