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Man, that's true and not the least bit funny! Very guilt-inducing, although from my location, I have no choice except online train shopping.
 

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A nurse just finished a busy 12 hour shift in the ER and stops for a bottle of wine and some groceries. She tries to sign her credit card receipt but the clerk says, "Miss you are trying to write with a thermometer." She replies, "Oh, some a-hole must have my pen!"
 

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wife: its me or the trains
me: *walks downstairs to my layout*
her:
 

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my wife: its me or the trains
me: let me think... *walks downstairs where my layout is*
her:
Yeah funny thing about paying alimony... it doesn't leave you much in the budget for trains.

Better to marry someone who is emotionally mature enough not to make an ultimatium like that in the first place.
 
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