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A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.

'That’s one too many!' says the customer.

The clerk replies 'That’s a freebie.’
 

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Reminds me of another take on this.
Hope some of you may remember Peek a Boo Street. I believe she was an Olympic downhill skier for the US.
At any rate, she later in life became a nurse and was assigned to the ICU unit at a hospital. She however had to be transferred because she would answer the phone: Peek A Boo, ICU
 

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Rimshot, please!
 

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A grasshopper jumps up on a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and soda."

The bartender whips around and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Irving?"
 
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