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Athearns and Katos, all MIB'ses and MOC'ses,
Micro-Trains in their original boxes,
K-Line and Lionel, no parts astray,
These are my favorite things on eBay!

Atlas Geep-30's and IHC Big Boys,
Diesels with RailSounds that make lots of big noise,
"Only been test-run for less than a day,"
These are my favorite things on eBay!

Old billboard reefers all lettered for meat-pack,
Sellers who never give negative feedback,
Limited runs that I've searched for and prayed,
These are my favorite things on eBay!

When the snipers
Steal my bargains
In the final hour,
I'll sign on to eBay and swallow my pride,
And bid on some Model Power!

[the sellers sing:]

Shipments that aren't overweight by two ounces,
Three-figure sales when the check never bounces,
Regular buyers with bank checks to pay,
These are my favorite things on eBay!

Buyers who jump at an "Only three days" sale,
Rubes who pay more than it's costing at retail,
Positive feedback with nice things to say,
These are my favorite things on eBay!

Frenzied collectors who bid in a panic,
Buy so much stuff it would sink the Titanic;
They've got to have it, don't care what they pay,
These are my favorite things on eBay!

When they don't meet
My reserve price
And I'm feeling sore,
I'll re-list on eBay for one-fifty less
And start off a bidding war!

by: ck1ckist
 
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