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I was going to make toast,
but had no bread.
So, I went to the store
to buy some bread.
When I opened my wallet,
I saw that I had no bread.
So, I can't have any toast,
'cause I don't have any bread
to buy some bread.
I think I'll go downtown, and holler.
 
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And, then I'd be in a jam, 'cause I'm outta jam.
 

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Maybe you need to butter up someone who can get you more dough to buy bread to make toast.....
 

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Got no toast, got no butter, got no jam. Cupboard is bare and I can't bear it anymore. The news is all bad, and my mask got a hole in it. My shoes have no souls and I am their sole owner. My trains were made in China, and my China cups were made in Japan. I'd say the world has gone to hell in a hand basket, but I sold the hand basket in a garage sale for a buck. But, the buck ate my tomato plants and gave me a tick, and he wasn't a friendly tick. And, now I've got a tick but no tac-toe, so I can't even play the game. What has become of my world? And, my Monopoly game is missing it's shoe 'cause I'm wearing it on one foot, but it's bit too small, but it's got a sole.
 

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I've been called worse. At least I remain part of a bigger entity. The whole shoe, and if it fits, then it fits, and there ain't no denyin' that. So walk on down my brother from another mother, and tilt a Molsons to me.
 

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You are a straight laced kinda guy.... ;)

I will tip a cold one, or two, for you, my friend.....and likewise, I would hope....(y)
 

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I will do it this very evening, one for me, and the other for you. Then, I'll take a nap.
 

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Gone, and totally forgotten. Delt a blow by John (Henry) and his nine pound hammer.
 

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Gone, and totally forgotten. Delt a blow by John (Henry) and his nine pound hammer.
The title put it to bed, you should have titled it the NON- Political Post. :D
 

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The title put it to bed, you should have titled it the NON- Political Post. :D
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Kramer ends Woody Allen's days of ever again filming in NYC ...!!!
A TV show that kept me in stitches for years and years. Serenity now!
 
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