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Maintaining SOCIAL Distance
If you pour ketchup all over yourself
and go to the store naked,
EVERYONE will maintain a social distance
from you, guaranteed.
No mask, no gloves are needed.

When you get home,
hose off with a garden hose.
 

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Only Google knows where I have been, and, they promised not to divulge this information.
 

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I just take my German Shepherd Dog for a walk. People cross to the other side of the street.

 

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Actually, that is a dog that I would be tempted to pet if we weren't into social distancing. I delivered newspapers for many years and found that the little dogs are the ones you have to watch out for. I only knew one Shepard that was insane. Marvin would act very nice, till you got in range, then he would tear you apart.
 

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Maintaining SOCIAL Distance
If you pour ketchup all over yourself
and go to the store naked,
EVERYONE will maintain a social distance
from you, guaranteed.
No mask, no gloves are needed.

When you get home,
hose off with a garden hose.
Mustard works better, and it gives you a tanned look. :)
Dogs & cats will chase you for the ketchup, mustard they won't.
Best of all is to mix some hot sauce in with the mustard.
But don't forget to wear a roll...........:ROFLMAO:
 

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I reaaaaaaaaly wonder about some of you guys... :unsure:
You do know how & where to properly wear the roll?
Then you have to worry about all the horny old ladies.
Add some sauerkraut for them. :love:
 
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