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If Heidi Klum had married Don Ho she'd have been HEIDI HO!

A Festivus for the rest of us.

Serenity now!

If you are required to wear a mask when you go out, and you go to a restaurant, how are you going to eat and be safe?

Boss Tweed:
The appearance of law must be upheld, especially when it's being broken.
 

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I wonder if this is CDC approved. If it is, it will insure a lettuce shortage within hours.
 

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Lettuce is a rather innocuous food, probably less deadly than a bat.
 

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If you jump in a plane, they will get the air marshals to detain you. You must maintain decorum whilst in de plane, boss.
 

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In Pittsburgh, if you need someone to take you somewhere, you ask, "Can you ride me up?" I'm not originally from here (Pittsburgh), so I don't understand it.
 

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My grand daughter has a prescription for some medication. She told me she had to take it at 10AM. I asked her were she was going to take it, outside, to the basement, out to the garage, where? She said, "Noooo, I have to put it in my mouth and swallow it." "Oh, then you mean you have to eat your medicine". She started to say something then stopped, thinking real hard.
 

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My wife had a really hard time understanding that (English), when the alarm went off, we then had to turn it off. And when it's been going off a long time, it will turn itself off.
 

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So there are 365 days in a year
There are 7 days in a week
There are 52 weeks in a year
7 x 52= 364
Where is the missing day?
 

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Remember the Beatles song, 8 Days a Week? Well, there it is.
 
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